potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference

between potentially and realistically?"

The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your sister if she would sleep

with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have

learned."

So, the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would!! I wouldn't pass up an

opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and said, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, my God! I would just love to do that! I would be

nuts to pass up that opportunity!!"

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to his

dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but

realistically we're living with two sluts